If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
she looked like the before picture.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
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