there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
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That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
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So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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