you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Randomize
