She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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