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If you die in college, do you die in real life?
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
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I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
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The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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