In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
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