is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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