I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
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Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
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On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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