Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Randomize
