Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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