we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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