yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
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I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
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Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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