Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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