I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
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