Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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