hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
3 2 1 whiskey
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
Randomize
