I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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