Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
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they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
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So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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