There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
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