if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
So many bounce houses so little time
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
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