she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
I checked into jail on foursquare
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Randomize
