Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
im six kinds of drunk right now
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How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
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EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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