look no pants
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
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hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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