so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
its liver damage thursday
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