He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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