I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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