Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
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I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
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I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
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