i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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