I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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