i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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