yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
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