Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
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