I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
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Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
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He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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