respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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