I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
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