Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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