Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
you didnt know i had herpes?
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
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We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
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Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
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