YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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