Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
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Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
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Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
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