No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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