wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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