Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
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I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
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its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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