The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
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Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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