So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
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