Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
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who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
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I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
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