Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
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