we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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