my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
I can text with my tongue
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
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so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
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Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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