i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
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he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
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He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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