I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
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I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
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I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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