Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Small penises have feelings too.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
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