belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I use my feet as sexual weapons
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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