Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Randomize
