Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
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my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
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Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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