ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
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Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
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I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
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