Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
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What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
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Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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